Life's A B!tch & Then You Die!

Hey! I'm Jess
fun, weird, good at impressions.
loves the beach, fishing, HORROR movies.
intrinsic, confused, in love, self concious (very).
doesn't take compliments very well.
loves hanging with friends and bitching about ppl i hate.
love my bf heaps, XD.
i'm in yr 12..boo! it sucks
im not a bitch, i just speak my mind.
i'm not a hoe, i just get every guy i want.
i'm not cocky, i'm just confident
Xx Jess xX

maytheodds:

she has no idea. the effect she can have.

i just made this last night. the notes tho.

(via jambulances)

A Baker's World

  • Peeta: Look at this bread...
  • Katniss: Oh God...
  • Peeta: I think it's wheat.
  • Katniss: Please no..
  • Peeta: Wouldn't ya think that it rises with yeast?
  • Katniss:
  • Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy, the boy with the baaaakery?
  • Peeta: Look at this stove, treasures untold...
  • Peeta: How many wonders can one cabinet hold?
  • Peeta: Lookin' around here you'd think, sure, he's got eveeerything.
  • Peeta: I've got flour and sugar aplenty..
  • Peeta: I've got frosting and icings galore!
  • Peeta: You want cakepops? I got 20!
  • Peeta: But who cares, no big deal, I waaant mooore!!!
  • Peeta: I want to be where the bakers are...
  • Peeta: District 12 is no place for kneading.
  • Peeta: Baking around on those...What do you call 'em? Oh, cookie sheeeets.
  • Peeta: Up where they stay, making the buns, up where they bake all day just for fun.
  • Katniss: Are you done?
  • Peeta: Wandering free, wish I could be in a baker's wooorld!

During a Period

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why can't I have a penis.
  • adults: any thoughts on careers?
  • me: marvel was an asshole
  • adults:
  • me: but I like cato
  • adults:
  • me: what kind of name is glimmer
  • adults:
  • me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
  • adults:
  • me:
  • adults:
  • me:
  • adults:
  • me: oh you mean a job

And like as not, the winner will be one of them.

(via jambulances)

capitolcitizens:

THG moments when JL’s face told you everything you needed to know (the short version since I couldn’t fit the whole movie into a gifset)

And in the chariots scene, when show was making his speech, the fury in her eyes was so danm good

(Source: dunhamkids, via jambulances)